“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
Black girl problems
The struggle to be thin enough and thick enough all at the same damn time.
Losing enough weight to define your waist but not make the booty look starved.
tryna have thick thighs and defined collarbones.
Trying to obtain a cornbread fed booty with a weight watchers waist
Trying to be concave and convex at the same damn time.
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling
After 12 years a slave won
- Black people: Oh shit 12 years a slave won. That's surprising because we didn't think white America would accept a film that showed their ugliness and shame. Maybe now we will see a shift in Hollywood's aversion of having black leads and tackling sensitive issues.
- That one nigga: How come we only get noticed when we play slaves though?
THE MILITARY JUSTICE IMPROVEMENT ACT IS SCHEDULED TO BE VOTED ON THIS AFTERNOON!!
This act removes prosecutorial discretion from the rape victim’s chain of command and places it in independent military lawyer’s hands! This is crucial to get justice in the military! Several senators have vowed to filibuster this. Please sign and reblog. Please!